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Tuesday, June 24, 2008

quite possibly the weirdest wedding i've ever been to

hubby's cousin got married last weekend in maryland at a historic mill. beautiful setting. weird short ceremony (9 MINUTES). i wonder if the marriage will last that long.

the families are like the hatfields and the mccoys. one side sat on half the reception hall, the other in the other half.

no toast. no daddy's dance. no kiss from daddy when given away. no meaningful scripture. no meaningful music. food sucked. the cake was excellent. hubby's aunt was up until the early morning hours decorating it - freshly made, from scratch.

the whole day was very very sterile.

AND VERY VERY WEIRD.

on top of that, the boy was constipated and i kept giving him glycomax to loosen him up. kid wound up shitting his pants **3** times, the second time getting shit on the tuxedo shirt and pants.

oh well. he pissed on my leg the night before. i think he's trying to tell me something.

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